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A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT
HAHA look at his 5 meter peter
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age-o-meter:
the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it
formula:
let x = ur age
x/2+7=.....
"hey what age is to young for me man"
"use the age-o-meter man x/2+7=....."
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The Dank-O-Meter is a Scale measuring the dankness of a certain amount of Marijuana
Dude... This kuch is at least a 9 out of 10 on The Dank-O-Meter
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When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.
Beer Googles fading.....
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the way you rate how much fun you're having with whatever you may doing at that moment
i am having so much fun chillin with my peeps that my fun-o-meter is going ding-ding-ding!!
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A very fast and furious masturbation session.
I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.
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A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most
You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter
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