Mid-America

"Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.

New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"

Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"

Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.

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mid town

community in Sacramento California

" I dont know where that is I never leave the midtown area.."

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mid shralp

shralping

“justin mulford mid shralped all 3 of those girls last night”

mid-hound

A female, usually unstable for a relationship, from the DC-Maryland-Virginia area, who largely seeks out (like a dog to a scent trail) male Midshipmen from the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. These women frequent the dating apps Tinder or Bumble and have no shame.

Dude you're dating that girl, she's fucked like 10 mids at the Academy! She's a total mid-hound.

mid-week

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

AFter mid-week, the wek is almost over and it will soon be the weekend. And there is no such thing as hump day. Mid-week is the correct title

Mid Bait

Catchphrases or words that you put in your dating app bio in order to give mid bitches something to reply about when you match

This mainly works on bitches who are well, mid, its bait for mid, for example twilight, anime, harry styles, harry potter and many more!

"OMG YOU WATCH TWILIGHT AND HARRY POTTER"

general type of response to expect when fishing with mid bait

mid-date

Not quite ready for a personal dating relationship but over the friendzone. Ready for a chill a $$ sesh

Tryna mid-date