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Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker
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A TV show that only lasted one season, the equivalent of watching thirteen episodes of 22:xx minutes in six hours.
"Action" was a great Hollyweird TV production but you can watch the whole run in a single evening like it was a mini-series.
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A group of hard ass cunts, meet up typically on Fridays and do mental stuff such as ice skating. Members range from cool to dopey, get pissed very often.
Abbie: Yo dudes, going to the rad mini eggs meetup this Friday, shartimus providing the drinks, right?
Shartimus: Ummmm, Ye, sure. MINI EGGS NATION WE STAND TALL!
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The favorite article of clothing for a true slut. A mini skirt allows easy access to the sluts pussy and ass.
often the slut won't even wear panties.
Last night Kathy wore her shortest mini skirt to a college bar. Even though shes 54 years old she has sexy legs and a great ass. She got wet letting the young men peek up her skirt at her bald pussy and tight ass. She ended up letting 3 different college boys fuck her right in the rest room. She begged them to use her married cunt and ass and to fill her with hot cum. They called her a slut and whore as they took turns lifting her skirt and pumping into her tight dirty fuckholes.
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A miniture version of yourself.
No description. See above.
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A a 40 year old Hispanic man who whilst shopping at co-op with his family, was singled out by Jill Hudson (terrorist). He was then kidnapped and was tortured, abused and violated countless times, he cracked under the pressure causing him to have a stroke. Due to him being born with twice the amount of chromosomes of the average person, his vocal chords did not mature, and so he sounds like an 8 year old. After multiple strokes he began to suffer intense stutters before every word. Morgan Hudson seeing the opportunity to have another character in his videos, took advantage of him into being in all of his videos, and was threatened with additional beating by bald Martin if he did not comply . And while his personality may seem upbeat in Morgan’s videos, he off camera is depressed, spends his spare time cursing the Hudson family and dreaming of being once again, with his family. (A wife, 3 kids, a dog, and his wife’s boyfriend)
Person 1: damn did you see mini morgz in the latest video he looked depressed and tired.
Person 2: yeah he is like that all the time off camera, I saw him the other day when bald Martin beat him in co-op for not getting him a ham sandwich
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A Fucking SEXY Short girl who has huge boobs Cute bum Lovely voice very talented and Extremely Intellectual
People would call someone by this Name to show a sign of attraction... and a Wanting of a Sexual Relationship with them
WOW! look at that Mini Bredders
Just her Perfume turns me on