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Max Moses

A faggot who can't play gun games even though he is 13. Is very homo and has a attractive sister named Maya Moses. Connor would lowkey smash. He also thinks he is a god at fortnite becuase he plays on mobile. His vision is hampered becuase of his massive ass pimples. He also at some point wrote a love letter to a girl who rejcted him.

Yo is that max moses wow I would smash his sister.

by HJGIUDWIPUTYEUDIPSH} March 23, 2018

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moses lara

A guy that is so gay he will rape anything, even a dog.

He is a Moses lara

by Moses mom January 17, 2018

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Drown Baby Moses

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In the vain of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, this obscure pop-culture ejaculation finds its origin in the now notorious NES platformer Bible Adventures. A quirk of the game's mechanics enabled the player, otherwise entrusted with the safe conveyance of the baby Moses across the Nile, to commit a most heinous act of infanticide by tossing the little fellow in the drink. The player would then be admonished at the conclusion of the mission that he or she had "forgotten baby Moses" - no doubt to the delight of the thousands of disgruntled children inclined to such acts of violence by being forced to play Bible Adventures instead of a real video game.

As an expression, its variety in use is exceeded only by its capacity to offend. Generally, however, "Drown Baby Moses" is employed referentially in comparisons with gaffes of a similar nature; in disputes over which video game gaffe is the worst, it is often invoked as a trump card.

"You think THAT'S bad? Well, I have three words for you my friend: Drown Baby Moses."

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

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sweet fancy moses

Although it may have earlier origins, first heard by most of the world on the infamous episode of <i>Seinfeld</i>, when George witnesses Elaine's atrocious dancing for the first time, and exclaimed, aghast, "Sweet fancy Moses!"

Interjection/exclamation: "Sweet fancy Moses!"

by ChickenGrrl December 3, 2004

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Bros before Moses

a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt

According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

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Moses Brown School

Moses Brown is a private Quaker school on the East Side of Providence. The third oldest private school in the country, MB is known for its rigorous academics and Friends school philosophy. It is considered one of nations premier secondary school. In its layout and architect MB resembles a miniature version of Brown. Basically, its where you send your kids if you dislike the concept of boarding school. Moses Brown's sister school is Sidwell Friends in DC.

Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.

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by JN55 March 28, 2009

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Grandma moses

That favorite grandma who parted the red sea.
Origin from a vocabulary book in an example question.

with the flare of her nostrils grandma moses parted the red sea

go down grandma, go down to bake some cookies, and tell old grandpa to take them out of the oven

by migadimika February 23, 2012

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