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Moss Man was a soulful dude, a good friend and valuable ally to He-Man. His shaggy mane of green moss was perfect camoflage in Evergreen Forest, where he was part forest ranger, part marijuana cultivator (he called it "hemp" in the television show), and an ever-vigilant scout warning He-Man of Skeletor's encroachments onto the forest. He is also thought to be brothers with Beastman, who unfortunately lacks his love of nature, reggae music and peace.
Today, ecologically-conscious and outdoor adventure-y black men with green skin and mosslike hair are often referred to as "moss men."
You want to go out to New Paltz and go hiking and get real moss man, mon?
I and I is always smoking the ganja like moss man.
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Cunt Moss is the grassy substance that forms on the vagina when an old woman becomes wet, but does not engage in any sexual activity, because she's old. It also means she's dirty because cunt moss only forms when the old hag forgets to wash, and the mold and moss starts growing.
The woman is so old, and so ugly, I bet she's got cunt moss.
Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)
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When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.
Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!
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noun/pronoun, (1) of or relating to the contemporary inhabitants of the Pacific northwestern region of the United States and Southwestern Canada, (2) a word used to described people living in humid climates
Moss Toes rarely reside in Tucson or Juneau. They prefer Portland, Seattle, Vancouver
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A popular McDreamy flavour. This is a tea drink that uses all three of the neopolitan ice-cream flavours instead of milk. These are strawberry, vanilla and chocolate.
Sometimes referred to as 'a McDreamy with the lot.'
The name is derived from a blend of 'rainbow boss' (a popular coffee drink in Japan) and Maurice Moss (a character from the UK comedy 'the IT crowd').
"I'm feeling adventurous, I think I will have all three of the neopolitan flavours in my McDreamy today."
"So you'll have the rainbow-moss?"
"Yes, that's the one!"
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