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a woman married to a rich man, having his children. shopping all day, looking supurbly dressed, go for beauty sessions in the mornings and have the unfortunate job of taking care of her children after school
"I did not have time for my manicure today, the school came out earlier"
"she is such a yummy mummy puppy!"
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I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.
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The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot
"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"
David:(try’s to rizz)
You:mummy flaps up your slah
David:*dies*
a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)
i was smoking a J when i had to suddenly hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy ahaaaar
A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it
"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"
"Yer give it 10 pints"
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rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.
Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).
"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."