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When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.
In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"
2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
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A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.
"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."
"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."
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When a person gains the ability to grow a mustache but it's thin and patchy.
John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
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The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.
Got milf?
"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"
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A party for homosexuals.
"Dude you going to the mustache party later?" No, I'm not gay.
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A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.
Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.
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The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.
I hadn't wiped in two days. That was a REAL dusty mustache.
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