Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.
Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!
An expression that often is used among friends to say fuck off or eat shit.
L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass
B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass
when you're pissed off and your only comeback is suck my ass
guy: you're such a bitch
girl: suck my ass you white boy
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hey man you look nice today i like your hair, nikka quit whiping my ass i dont like you!
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another saying for suck my ass when joking around
susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(
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This is what you say to people you don't like. As in you make a youtube video with your trash samsung talking about other people! And you say "sip my ass." You pretent to be a first grader and say that you dont want to go to their birthday. Also you make up story's that you broke up with your 4th grade boyfriend
"sip my ass"
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