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Creepy, pathetic, insecure guys (read: wimps) use this website to stalk girls they're too scared to talk to. All this loser has to do is simply type in her name in MySpace and he would have access to her information and her pictures.
Other uses include:
1. Feeling self-important by posting info about his/her life no one really cares about (I like to watch BBC).
2. Whining about the smallest "problems" they face in their silver spoon life (boo-hoo, my Porsche's not a turbo).
Loser: *sees girl* Wow, she's pretty. I must know her name but I'm too chicken to walk up to girls and say hello. Maybe one of her friends will shout out her name! Then I can look her up on myspace, get some of her pics, and jack off to them! Boo-hoo...I'm gonna die a virgin.
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The website you can become a part of if you wish to be abducted from your house by a freak you thought was your "buddy".
Did you hear that loser got killed?
yeah, he posted his social security number, adress and shoe size on myspace.
Figures. He was never too bright to begin with
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The biggest waste of time ever.
"I can't believe I just spent an entire night on myspace."
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1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.
2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends
1. A/S/L = 16/F/London
ACTUAL A/S/L = 45/M/Prison
2. Myspace Friends = 1000
ACTUAL Friends = 0
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a website designed to fuck up your social life, marriage, and get you fired.
Today I found out my wife was cheating on me with an ex boyfriend through myspace, and when I got mad about it at work I got fired for looking at myspace on company time.
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1)people who use myspace as the new bootycall.
2)will most likely have over +100n friends, and wont even know half of them
3)people who dont use facebook because they have no life.
Girl 1: "He's such a myspacer!!"
Girl 2: "You know all he wants is some booty"
Girl 1: " Should I?"
Girl 2: " Hell no, he's a creeper"
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