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Used in retirement communities as code for an orgy that occurs during what is regularly scheduled naptime.
Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?
A form of affection between a couple that is considered the upgraded or advanced version of spooning. Banana skin is smooth and thick, and the flesh is creamy white and soft. When two Bananas lay against each other they are having a Banana Nap.
I like long walks on the beach, walking my pet lizard, and banana naps
an affliction following an excessive amount of drinking that includes vomiting and a short respite before resuming drinking.
verb (used with or without object), puke nap, puk·ing nap (Slang)
I was day drinking and puked, then took a nap before happy hour.
Arron drank too many mai tais during the timeshare presentation and had to take a puke nap before the birthday party started later that night.
1)When your teenage friends show up at your house unexpected, and take you away, somewhat forcefully, to some location, because your family was forcing you to do something.
2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.
John: Dude I can't go to the party, my parents want me to watch my sister.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.
Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.
Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap
This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.
This is usually on a weekend.
Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"
Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."
or
Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"
Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."
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The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.
Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"
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