nascar style

sexual style of trying to race to the finnish and then geting the hell out of town

i did that girl nascar style before her old man came home and caught me!!!!!

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Nascar Syndrome

When a joystick of any kind will only turn left.

Could be used for other things I suppose

Don't use that controller, it has Nascar Syndrome.

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NASCAR Drunk

An extemely high level of intoxication, typically associated with the level of intoxication seen in spectators of a NASCAR event

Guy1: Dude you were so wasted last night you threw up in the fridge and slept naked in the bathtub
Guy2: yeah I was pretty NASCAR drunk

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Nascar Teeth

When the teeth of some slack jawed yokel are fighting for pole position.

Check out those nascar teeth, looks like molars are coming up, incisors in a near second...... aaaand bicuspid for the win!!!

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Nascar Republican

A person that supports and votes for mega businesses and the extreme wealthy while living paycheck to paycheck with no help from said entities.

He doesn't believe in government hand outs because he is a Nascar Republican.

Nascar Nasty

A Sexual act when one person puts dip into their mouth before an oral confrontation then proceeds to use the spit for lubrication.

I was on the bus when a Hobo gave me a Nascar Nasty!

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nascar sunscreen

the best way to describe a mullet, idiana passport, 10-90, or missisippi mud-flap

Jim bob doesnt get sunburned on his neck during the race he has nascar sunscreen

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