big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

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"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."

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Pull the Needle Out

to get something over with; something that can occur rapidly

Just pull the needle out and tell Jimmy that you're dating his sister.

Needle dick johnson

a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair

jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse

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needle nose pliers

pliers that taper to a point, usually used for precision tasks.

needle nose pliers are great for bending paper clips.

The Old Dirty Needle

1 see Dirty Needle

2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct

You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.

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tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)

Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.

vaccinated with a Victrola needle

Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.

"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."

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