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Connecting to random strangers on online social networks, but having no intention of really getting to know who they are.
The primary purpose of unsocial networking is to seek attention by padding your friends list with as big a number of friends / connections as possible.
Interacting with your connections is really not part of that equation.
Since I started my unsocial networking campaign, I have added 3,528 people on one of my social profiles. Before I started unsocially networking by adding random people I will never communicate with, I only had 67 friends on my list.
Gosh, I feel so popular!
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-Hey dude, you ever heard of The Brocial Network? It's about these chill bros who decide to make this chill website for bros.
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A channel owned my Oprah Winfrey it's acronym stands for Oprah Winfrey Network.
I am going to watch Why Not on the OWN Network channel.
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Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.
After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.
We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.
Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.
He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
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Someone who berates a fellow Facebook user for joining a City Network when they may not actually live in that city.
Paddy - "Why have you joined the London Network? Why? You don't live there. Why would you do that? Why?"
Ruth - "What's it got to do with you - Network Nazi."
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Person that finds all of the good shows on the network and replaces them with reruns of Friends and Cleopatra 2525.
The network executive could not understand why MST3K was not getting amazing ratings at 3 AM.
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The 'tunnel network' is the common name for Eastern Chipmunks. From the genus tamias. Scientific name is Tamias-striatus.
There are twenty-one different kinds of 'tunnel networks' and they all live in North America except for one, Tamias-logobericus, which is Scottish, yet has not been seen for a while and is known to have pointless mood swings.
Split - Have you seen the rare 'tunnel network',Tamias-logobericus Tim?
Fluke - No
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