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A land of great evil. Also known as one the most stinkiest places in all of man kind. One day I decided that I would have to travel through the land of great evil. Little did I know what great evil lied in it. First, as I was driving I noticed that all of my fellow car drivers were extremely bad at driving. This is one of the first things that one encounters in the land of evil. Second, I decided that I would get a bite to eat for the rest of my journey. Little did I know that in the towns it is full of Mall after Mall after Mall to infinity. Culture is extremely rare in this cursed land. From what I could see the land of New Jersey, it might as well been named Caucasia. When I finally exited the cursed land I sighed in relief.
"No man go in those waters; no man come out"
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An east coast state that will one day like detach itself from the US; probably because its stink will push it from its spot within the earth. This would be advantageous to PA, as it would have its own shoreline and be rid of most of Jersey's horrible drivers.
PA Driver: "Sorry I'm late. I kept getting stuck behind New Jersey drivers who cut me off, almost crashed into my car, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit.
PA Shore-Lover: "It's awfully nice out; too bad I don't want to go to the shore enough to have to drive an hour through New Jersey."
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A state that has some nice area's such as Princeton, however it also is the spawning ground for bad accents and poor drivers(Leonia to the Jersey Shore). Although New Jersey might think they are the leaders of the Tri-state, the fact is they are no more then a shadow being cast from the greatest city and one of the three best states on earth (New York, Florida and California). Without New York New Jersey would cease to have any relevance in this country what so ever. New Jersey Pails in Comparison to it's big brother New York, regardless of how it may defend it self.
New Jersey boasts some celebs but the fact NY has about 10 fold or more.
New Jersey has high end area's such Princeton and other nice venues. New York has all of Long Island, Weschester and the exclusive Bay/harbor areas of Long Islands Elite.
New Jersey has cities such as Newark and Atlantic City for entertainment. New York has the Epicenter of the cultural world, New York City.
New Jersey has it's infamous Jersey shore while New York has it's Elite Hamptons.
People who travel to the United States to visit do not come to see New Jersey, they come to see the Big Apple or the NYC.
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the garden state. see boobs
dude, new jersey is awesome, i eat lots of vegetables
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A state west of NYC known to be one of the most polluted places in the country. If you drive long enough on the NJ Turnpike your chances of getting lung cancer and all sorts of diseases increses by 90%. Its a more spacious state with cheap and less expensive land and houses than NY, in general. A place where people live to get a house for cheap and try to imtiate NY.The NJ average housing price could be 649,000$ (thats even if it is) but thats because u get a house that has 30 rooms ,10 bathrooms, and a lake, a river ,and etc....The land is cheap. In NY you would get a small average house with 11/2 bathroom 2 bedrooms and a backyard if ur lucky with that being the starting price(thats in the bad areas too). Jersey is not wealthy at all and a house in Long Island alone can buy out 4-8 jersey houses.Shit an apartment in Tribeca cost more than a 5 acre house in Jersey. New Jersey people always try to prove themselves to New Yorkers because they know we are more real and have that NY "atitude" so they feel the need to prove to us that they "gangsta" as well, meanwhile they are just a bunch of suburban kids thinking they are "ghetto" and live the hard life. Jersians are not New Yorkers so dont not be mistaken they do not speak like us with the"cawfee" or "Wawtah" accent. They try but they cant be us New Yorkers (dont be fooled people). They are not even close to aggrivated or raged drivers as New Yorkers and if someone from Jersey drove in NY they would be harrased. Everyone knows that Jersey is a dump as well as Staten Island which is literally a few swimming strokes away from Jersey. The reason they got nice cars is because the houses are so cheap that they can afford the car they want.
The name says it all "DIrty Jersey" Keyword: DIrty!!!
"Move ya fucken car moron!......No wonda he's from Jersey....."
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The armpit of America.
Sure it has great malls, some pretty nasty but still fun beaches, and you don't ever have to pump your own gas (because to do so would be illegal). But it still smells, needless to say. And Jersey girls are like the stereotypical Long Islander..
"Why do you smell like rotten eggs?"
"I just got back from New Jersey."
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One of the most polluted states in the United States, although it does have some nice parts (but what state doesn't?).
Imagine any other state in the Northeast US, with everyday things like suburbs, shopping centers, parking lots, wooded areas here and there, highways, businesses, schools, etc., but with all of these things cramped together in a space 50% smaller than they should be, and it gets bigger every year. And then they say "Hey, development creates jobs! Do you have a problem with jobs being created? huh? huh?" Great.
New Jersey is like one big orgy of feces and urine, with some air freshener thrown in to make up for the sick part, especially on the weekends.
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