No Sorry, Be on Time

When being late has become such a bad habit or perpetual sin among lots of selfish people that it is easier to apologize for making everybody wait for them than make the effort to being on time.

Saying sorry is conveniently easy and seldom comes with a penalty, but planning their time to be punctual is pretty hard for an unhealthy number of folks—for them, “no sorry, be on time” sounds like Greek to them.

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SORRY CHARLIE

During sex, throw a load of tuna fish all over your partner's crotch and proceed to ejaculate all over the tuna, (mayonnaise-style). You'd be using tuna because of Charlie the Tuna from the 70's commercials. Then, right before blowing your load, yell out "Sorry Charlie!"

"I was tired of eating chicken so I decided to do a Sorry Charlie to my girlfriend to get my daily intake of fish!"

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Sorry sire

1. A term used heavily in the Princeton area as an obnoxious retort when penalized by an adult. Used primarily by teens. requires the utmost perfection to use. When used correctly it will humour the punishing adult, but when used incorrectly it can land you in DETENTION.

2. When a kid is whining about how you are being annoying, this statement, accompanied by a talk to the hand movement can often break the child's confidence and stop the complaints.

1. "Jake! Oh my god! You just threw a football at the plasma TV and you're not doing ANYTHING!
"Oh. Well, SORRY SIRE!"

2. "OMG Jake you're being sooo annoying! I asked you to hand me that camera but you didn't!"
"(talk to the hand wave) Well SORRY SIRE!"

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sorry honey

The small, pea sized lump of poo that shoots out from your womans arse after giving her one in the wrong 'un.

I once found a sorry honey in my bed after a one night stand with a boiler.

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sorry about that

Sorry about that

A phrase insincere rude challenging Sarcasm usually employs irony and a very nasty sneer. not a sincere apology. fuck you asshole, who gives a fuck. condensing

dirty fork the waitress says "sorry about that"

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SORRY BOUT IT

Instead of truly being sorry about something, your either clownin' a friend or your sorry bout something exciting!

Andy: Dude, Derek... I think I might be gay!
Derek: Sorry bout it!

or...

Derek: Hey Andy, did you see that nasty chick I hooked up with?
Andy: Yea, sorry bout that!

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Sorry Sex

When someone has sex with you because they feel sorry for you, that you can't get any other puss anywhere else on the planet.

sorry sex, will become sex

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