FUCK YOU NUMBER

The financial number at which you can opt not to work.It's different for everyone...but generally speaking...if you buy into the "American Way of Life"...that number is somewhere around 5million liquid.At that point-you have a barrier against "the unforseen"(illness/injury)...or the fully known. (divorce/criminal children)Hefty appettite for booze,sex,and gambling?Triple that number.

Between his ex-wives,children,and jet set travel-James the attorney has a higher FUCK YOU NUMBER than Joe the plumbing contractor.

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fuck you jack

when jack is being a cunt, this phrase is very useful.

Jack: " you're a waste of fucking space, John."
John: " Fuck you Jack"

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fuck you ipod

phrase used by those who wish to condemn the feelings of anger and frustration brought on by their ipod and ipod software

"This software is so frustrating and I dont know what the hell Quicktime is. Fuck you Ipod"

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fuck you too!

a severe mortal blow to a retreating opponent. used in the final stages of an argument and is the best and only known counter to hey fuck you! this comeback verbally destroys the opposition and gives your opponent the option to walk away or waive that option by declaring a physical war and opening with a shove.

Todd: hey, fuck you! Eddie: fuck you too! .... (brief silence and Todd walks away) yeah, that's what I thought. pussy!

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the fuck you did!

when someone lies and you know it so you say the fuck you did

Jared:dude, i just banged some hot girl.......
Sean: The Fuck you did!!!

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Fuck you in the Eye

Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...

"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"

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Fuck you Cupid

What you say when you fall in love with someone and they simply don't feel the same way
Honestly, really really sucks. Escpecially when they are the most amazing person ever.

Fuck you Cupid. You had to shoot me and not him. Oh, I love you Josh

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