Own goal

A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.

Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."

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Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

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Couple goals

Dalen and Olivia are couple goals

Did you see that pic They are couple goals

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own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

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scroat goal

when a tramp runs the ball into the box on fifa 09 and passes it across to an open goal
to get a certain goal

player runs into the box and passes across
to score
and the opponent yells scroat goal

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Skeet Goal

In nhl 2007 when u press the back button insted of start and pull your goalie by acident and your opponite scores on you

That was a fucking skeet goal u basterd from Newfoundland Portugal Cove just out side of St johns to be exact

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Matt Lee Goal

On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.

(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)

player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!