Jingly Keys

1. A pleasing visual and acoustic distraction.
2. Therefore, metaphorically, an answer that tries to draw attention away from a difficult probing question, as if jingling some keys, especially when employed by a simple person who assumes that the questioner will be easily distracted.

1. I love the sound of jingly keys.
2. "You said last month that all Muslims should be banned from the US? Then you said you thought a Muslim was one of our finest citizens. Now you're saying the ban was a good idea again. Is this entirely consistent?"

"This is typical of people who hate America. We need strong leadership, Obama should resign."
"Nice try with the jingly keys sir, but I'd like an answer."

Resistance is key!

Keep your resistance level at 100%. If at any time you sing or dance along with any movies, your level drops. DON'T LET IT GET TO 0%!

KNDG1: What are you watching?
Katrina: Disney "try not to sing" challenge. Why?
KNDG1: RESISTANCE IS KEY!!!

closet key

someone who makes other people realize they are gay.

Kristen Stewart in Twilight was the closet key for a generation of young lesbians

Key and Peele

A sketch comedy show involving the two stars, Keegan Michael Key, and Jordan Peele, it is based on or around racism, and nearly every single sketch is fucking hilarious, if you don't watch this show you need to go down to your local veterinarian and have your balls removed so you cannot reproduce

Dude 1- did you watch the new key and peele?
Dude 2- nah man that shits gay
Dude 1- *chainsaw revs*

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w-keyed

To rush or push someone

Originates from the "w" key on the qwerty keyboard being traditionally used to move objects forward in video games.

"Dude, I just hit this guy really hard; he's low health. We should w-key him."

"Steven was forced to abandon his friends in-game after getting w-keyed by a group of professional players."

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lowest of keys

Involved with low key. To keep something really quite; never talk about it.

On the lowest of keys tho, I think she's a bitch.

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Key Smash

Key Smashing is an action done when someone is experiencing extreme emotion-- generally happiness or frustration-- by slamming hands down on the keyboard and hitting random letters/ keys. It can be in all Caps, lowercase or a mixture of both.

also relates to a asdfasdfasdf

a typical, happy, key smash: " I just got a new puppy! ASDXHFCGJMHJDRERZFD! SOO CUTE!!!!"

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