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A made up story that you tell somebody to deceive or fool them.
You must have a commode story if you want them to believe you.
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a story with no exciting, interesting, or meaningful details that would be better off left untold.
This is a complete non-story, but I met some chick at a party last night.. and nothing happened.
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A Short Simple Pointless story
Kid: "One time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway"
You: wow what a timmy story
Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"
You: wow timmy
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A unique, amazing 2000 adventure game by Square. It takes place between Final Fantasy Tactics and Final Fantasy XII although the connection may have been retcon after the release of FFXII. The game fuses elements from rougelikes, jRPGs, puzzle games, platformers, action games and rhythm games and revolves around a complex weapon creation system.
VS follows the story of Ashley Riot as he investigates a religious cult run by a seemingly immortal and omniscient figure.
Dude, Vagrant Story kicks ass.
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A saying that a person with absolutely no life or humor, or loving parents, says in tiktok comments.
lilian: “story time?”
me: “shut the fuck up.”
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Here’s a story about sex that’s actually really hot and that’s not fucking trash like most other sex stories on urban dictionary. Lily’s best friend, Valentina was going to come over in 5 minutes. Lily was quite horny, though. She wished this feeling would go away. Lily lay on her bed, nearly steaming hot, and sweating, nearly moaning at the thought of being fucked. She was so lost in the feeling, that when she heard the doorbell ring she was quite startled. She quickly hobbled down the stairs and opened the door to see her friend, Valentina. Lily instantly started blushing. Valentina looked really sexy. Lily instantly pulled Valentina in for a kiss. They let their tongues swirl around and dance with each other, and Lily let out a soft moan. They both knew what was next. Valentina put Lily down on the couch and started undressing her. Valentina gasped in delight as she stared at Lily’s body. Lily’s breasts were very big, perky and round. Valentina immediately lowered her head into Lily’s breast, rolling around her sensitive buds in her mouth. Lily let a series of moans escape her mouth as Valentina sucked on her breasts. Then, Valentina lowered her head down to start eating Lily’s pussy. She swirled her tongue around her gummy walls, making Lily let out series of moans, growing louder and louder. “AHH! I think i’m gonna cum!” Lily shouted. Lily came into Valentina’s mouth.
(sorry i hate the fuckin character limit) “You naughty little slut,” Valentina said, lifting her head, cum dripping from her mouth. Then, Valentina started rubbing her pussy against Lily’s pussy. Their moans grew increasingly louder. The room felt so hot, it felt as if they were both about to melt. Their pussies created so much friction. But just as they were both about to cum, Valentina’s phone started ringing. Valentina grunted in frustration and picked up the phone. A few minutes later, Valentina set her phone down, frustrated. “I have to go home, my parents need me to help with some bullshit chores. I’ll fuck you again soon.” And just before Lily could open her mouth to protest, she heard the door open and shut. Lily moaned in frustration, upset that her amazing sex story had to end this way. She wished it hadn’t had to end so early.
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a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.
Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
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