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A phenomenon in which high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.
"Dude, this heat is giving me some serious summer penis"
The act of having a bomb ass summer filled with fun, twerking and being eco-friendly. A term coined in the wake of Megan Thee Stallion’s album “Fever”
“I gotta get this body in check for this Stallion Summer”
A Shiesty Summer is a summer of jumpin gates, hitting licks, and banging chicks, and of course getting lit in honor of Mr. Shiesty Pooh.
Gf: idk who that is, are you talking to another bitch?
Me: ofc it’s a shiesty summer
a brief yet passionate relationship. because of commitments, you each go your separate ways but the time spent together was meaningful to you.
Jenni: He's going back to college in california at the end of the summer and we won't see each other until next summer
Carly: So what do you call that?
Jenni: Summer love
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Local summer is a phrase coined by all of us San Diegans, especially the beach residents referring to the months of September and October when all of the Zonies have gone back to Arizona and we get our beaches back.
Hey Bill, Parking, uncrowded beaches, zero UofA tents on the beach, it must be local summer!
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A period during summer in which a person performs inefficiently due to the excessive amount of free time on their hands.
The symptoms often include:
-remaining around the house for the majority of the day,
-sleeping in excessive amounts,
-persistent viewing of television,
-prolonged exposure to video games,
-neglecting personal hygiene,
-consuming large quantities of food (in most cases, junk food),
-loss of desire to leave their residence,
-and abstaining contact from the outside world other than Myspace/Facebook or the occasional trip to 7-11.
Causes: Lack of school or a job, absence of friends, insufficient funds, and/or lack of transportation.
Effects: Moodiness, weight gain, shortness of breath (most likely when a patient returns to school and must run the mile), insomnia, increase of nerdiness, shrinkage of intimacy, and/or depression.
Two weeks into summer vacation, Tom fell into the Summer Slump and we didn't see him for two months.
When we returned to school he mentioned that he had become a tenth prestige on "CoDWaW." We noticed that he had gained a few pounds and had broken up with his girlfriend, clearly effects of the Summer Slump.
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The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.
We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.
Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.
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