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The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.
Hey man can I get a ride?
Screw off, you fat lazy leech!
Shit, he must have seen my mooch tan...
When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in some areas.
Hey dude, did you see cheryl sporting that new zebra tan?
When you get a sunburn and/or sun tan while wearing ripped jeans.
“When she went skating she developed a grunge tan.”
“She got a grunge tan worse than her flannel.”
The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind
This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy
The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.
"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."
better than vanna white, because she's tan and awesome!
you're so vanna tan ; )
A nickname for a discipline master in Serangoon Garden, who likes to use the singapore cane to whack latecomers.
Becareful!!! Ah Tan is at the door