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Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.
He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').
Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
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A) Short for "Piece of Cake"
B)Easy, simple, sweet
Friend 1: I'm not sure if I got the job yet, still have the interview and then the ride along.
Friend 2: Dude, I heard once you pass the interview process the rest is cake.
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A nicer way to express extreme anger at or about a person for their actions;
To call a person an asshole without having to use actual vulgarity
I can't believe that guy got drunk and basically forgot me at the airport! He's such an effing A-Cake...
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To dry hump.
Only extremely attractive people may call it 'caking' though.
Aidan: 'Lizzie, let's do some caking'
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buying everything for another person
he's known for caking his girlfrinds.
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A term of which one individual has to take the opportunity to seize the moment in anyway
James, you have to cake it in order to win!
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