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butt stroke

The act of using the butt end, or stock of a rifle to strike an enemy across the face, chest, neck, or other body parts. Taught to members of the military as means of defending yourself in a hand-to-hand combat situation when all else fails, or just for the fun of it. The butt stroke is highly effective and extremely painful for the unfortunate fuck on the receiving end. The butt stroke is with a rifle what a "pistol whip" is with a handgun. The butt stroke can be properly executed with any type of firearm fitted with a shoulder stock, however, it is most effective with heavier weapons, such as an M240B of the M249 SAW. If you are properly equipped with enough muscle, a .50 Cal M2 HMG is quite the preferred tool of choice, however, due to it's weight, size, and the fact that it's normally mounted can be a challenging obstacle.

"If you don't back the fuck up I'm gonna butt stroke you into next fuckin' year!"

"John got drunk and butt stroked Amy right in the face! Oh, I hope she has medical insurance!"

"We were down to our last mag and then we got overrun, so we jumped up and butt stroked haji long and hard!"

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, how may I help you?"
"Yes sir, I'm looking for a rifle."
"Are you looking for a hunting rifle or something less powerful, for say, target shooting?"
"Oh, no sir. I need good butt-strokin' rifle."

by Long Tab September 14, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


vinegar strokes

the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls

i was pulling up to the vinegar strokes when she woke up and caught my sticky gift in her freshly opened eye

by linton gillespie April 4, 2006

1784๐Ÿ‘ 775๐Ÿ‘Ž


choke stroke

Grabbing your bitch by the neck while fucking her brains out

She loves it when I choke stroke her

by haaaan August 13, 2014

156๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


ego stroke

verb: when someone purposely fishes for compliments from other people to reassure themselves that they are in fact good looking and/or good at a certain subject.

see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin

Dylan: hey ladies, I'm looking mighty fine today don't cha think? Man I'm good and looking good!

Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?

Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.

by ae123456 November 10, 2009

85๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vinegar Strokes

The final moments prior to when a man orgasms. At this point he can no longer stop himself from ejaculating no matter what happens. He will make a face as though he has just smelled vinegar. It is said that if you peer into a man's eyes during his vinegar strokes you get a glimpse of his soul.

Justin and I accidentally walked in on Kyle during his vinegar strokes. Now we know things about him that no other person can.

by FlexPPE1 November 23, 2011

494๐Ÿ‘ 210๐Ÿ‘Ž


left stroke

When a guy is sexin a chick and he leans to the right causin his magic stick to go deep and to the left hitting the g spot and causing an immediate orgsam sometimes death. Use with caution!

Dude, I gave my chick the left stroke last night and that bitch almost died. It was awesome.

by Allicat May 24, 2008

183๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

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