A male human that likes to make comments about himself too much. He is dating an Esther and can't shut his mouth if it's about himself. He likes oreos and can make arks like a pro.
Noah has a huge ego. and a MAGNUM DONG
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A brown eyed and brown haired boy who happens to be half chilean and half white. He listens to rap music. He loves movies and his favorite director is Kubrick. He also happens to be afflicted by Jungle Fever.
Jared: Man that kid loves Odd Future and movies
Ben: He also has jungle fever
Jared: Then his name must be Noah!
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Noah is a dick, plain and simple. Most Noah's are greasy bastards who bring nothing to the table besides being afraid of the sun. Even still, at least a Noah will open his basement to lan parties
Friend 1: "Has Noah washed his hair in the past week?"
Friend 2: "No I don't think he has"
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Noah is someone in your life when you meet them you are shook on how amazing that person is. He is amazing, sweet and not to mention hot! Sadly he Dosent realize it and underestimates him self. If you get to know a person like this I donβt know what your waiting for because ever since I met a noah my life has changed for the good. And itβs crazy to be able to meet this type of person in your life so donβt pass it up.... before heβs gone.
Omg did you see him thatβs noah!
I heard heβs single so and a nice guy
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sexy god what a dad lord he fucks all the hot chicks and has prolly fucked ur bitch multiple times and has the biggest dick in the world his mains bitches name is taylor
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A guy who is secretley a terrorist with a pedophile mustache and constantly masturbates to camel porn. He enjoys blowing stuff up including his girlfriend. He also one time stuck a piece of dynamite up his ass to get off.
"Dude I just saw Noah!"
"That Terrorist creep! Ewwww!"
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