Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
A dude that you can trust an always talk to. He is a beast with a big forehead. Very respectfull and you should adore him. He may seem shy but when you get to know him hes your boy
Omg look its Noel Zander! You better watch out mate or he will roast the shit out of you.
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"Im called _____ Noel-Baker
"MOUNT CANDILI"
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hey where are you going this weekend?
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Lil bitch who dont shower 2 days outta the whole week, gets a letter on his jacket for being waterboy, gets a new girlfriend every month
A truly exemplary human being with an IQ on par with people who watch Rick & Morty. It is common for people named Noel Andersen to be incredibly cool and good at owning nerds in video games.
Nerd 1: "Hey, have you met Noel Andersen yet?"
Nerd 2: "Yeah, he totally sniped me across the map on Sandtraps."
Nerd 1: "Only on Sandtraps? He sniped me across the map with a magnum on Blood Gulch!"
A bubbly, fun, spontaneous girl. normally with blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes. Bridget Noel Hogan's tend to be skinny. they are athletic and smart. Bridget Noel Hogan's are very friendly as well, everybody is their friend, even if they hate that Bridget Noel Hogan.
but they like to be right, they are strong, even if they don't look like it. they tend to be very kind, unless you get them mad. if you get a Bridget Noel Hogan mad, you will be dead within 24 hours. If you know a Bridget Noel Hogan, you are very lucky. If you are friends with a Bridget Noel Hogan, you have the best friend a person can have, because they keep their promises, don't like drama, will always be there no matter what, and are very forgiving, and much more.
Many boys tend to fall in love with Bridget Noel Hogans
James: Wow, look at that girl, she is a very good friend.
Samuel: Hot to
Alexandra: She beats me at all my tournaments.
Amanda: but she is a really good friend
Aaron: She must be a Bridget Noel Hogan.