nose oyster

A large, yet mostly mucus, booger that you get when you stick your finger up your nose and think you have a winner. Typically the solid portion of the booger comes out on your fingernail, dragging behind it a long gooey trail of snot.

WOW! Take a look at this nose oyster I just pulled!

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Poop Nose

when someone pretends to grab your nose and then pretends to swallow it, poop it out and stick it back on your face, you now have a poop nose.

AHAHAHA I GAVE YOU A POOP NOSE

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Clown nose

When a girl is on her period and she 69's her man. The menstrual blood causes the man's nose to look like that of a clown.

MAN 1-"Dude, my girl was on her period and we 69'd"
MAN 2-"Holy shit man, you got the clown nose?"

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nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

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Nose Ring

Generally speaking if your girl has a nose ring your about to get some A1 top

Damn boy she got a nose ring?

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brown nose

1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...

2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.

Eating pussy is like dealing with the mafia: One wrong move and your in deep shit!

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Nose shit

Someone putting the tip of their nose to someone's asshole and it gets a little bit of shit on it. But the shit is an icing-like consistency, making a swirl of smooth shit on the tip of the nose.

Person 1: "Connie is OBSESSED with Pj."
Person 2: "Yeah, nose shit."

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