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1. Proof that evolution occured.
The penis baffles me. Why would a town planner combine the most commonly used waste disposal system with the pleasure centre? I renounce all religion!
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A male organ that produces seman sperm and urin piss
1) I shot my seman in that girls face! WITH MY PENIS!
2) I have to go take a piss! WITH MY PENIS!
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A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.
Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.
Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.
My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
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A long hard thing that can make woman do anything
Plz can I suck your penis?
Of course u can join in later there are 8 other girls coming over they all wanna gimme some
so u coming
Of course can I quickly suck yr dick
Sure
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A thing that all guys have, (i hope)
Also what the guys have sex with.
Penis, what a thing to have, what a grand thing to share.
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One of the greatest things in life.
I don't know what I would do without penis.
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A more humorous way of saying penis.
Eww Grant has a hairy peni tip.
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