Tub it out

It’s pretty much like any other work lingo like circle back or touch base or other common corporate phrases. But this one is even better, bc it’s impossible to explain. Just make sure not to have auto correct on or you’ll probably be scorned by your entire office.

Manager: I’ll circle back with you on the info for our performance metrics
Ben: don’t you mean tub it out?
Manager: what?
Ben: you wouldn’t understand

Ho Tubs

Fat hookers.

Dude1: I was in a hot tub the other day with these hot babes
Dude2: Were they ho tubs?

bae tub

what you call your favourite wife

lissy: my bae tub and i are tied together.

Rub Tub

The female version of a male's "Spank Bank".

My friend said she is putting her boyfriend's picture in her Rub Tub for later use.

Hot tub

A place where girls go to talk about boys, gossip and relax

I really need to just chill in the hot tub with Jess and Karlie

toaster tub

Sudoku yourself

Toaster tub yourself

Fish in a Tub

When a fish is in a can you get a fish in a tub and eat they/zem

I Could really go for a fish maybe a fish in a tub or 🍼

Friend I love fish in a bag on toast
Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
Friend ew