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When you take a shit and recognize the food contents so you just grab it right out of the toilet and eat the meal a second time
I had refried bean and corn burritos for lunch and then had second helpings after dinner.
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help I'm stuck in the urban dictionary I got stuck after trying to help the other people this is not a joke I'm actually stuck in the urban dictionary if you see this plz send help!!!
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something that helps you achieve something without using others
Im okay, leave me be I am relying on self help.
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This "Desk" is probably a phone number. No one bothered to change it to "Help Number".
Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.
"Hello. You have reach the IT Help Desk. To hear the system status, please press 1. To talk to a customer support analyst, please press 2. If you would like to chit-chat about the latest computer games or other nerdy technical topics, please press the secret passcode. If you do not know the secret passcode, please wait on the line. The secret passcode is 4-5-3-5-1-0-0."
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can't connect
no fuqn help when i'm reaching out
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This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.
A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?
B: No problem, Bro.
A: You want me to do you?
B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.
John said help im at school and the teacher killed him