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second helpings

When you take a shit and recognize the food contents so you just grab it right out of the toilet and eat the meal a second time

I had refried bean and corn burritos for lunch and then had second helpings after dinner.

by Bi-racial-Latino April 18, 2016

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Help plz

help I'm stuck in the urban dictionary I got stuck after trying to help the other people this is not a joke I'm actually stuck in the urban dictionary if you see this plz send help!!!

help plz help

by Julian D is best โ„ข January 27, 2023

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self help

something that helps you achieve something without using others

Im okay, leave me be I am relying on self help.

by fuckmedaddy101 December 1, 2015

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Help Desk

This "Desk" is probably a phone number. No one bothered to change it to "Help Number".

Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.

"Hello. You have reach the IT Help Desk. To hear the system status, please press 1. To talk to a customer support analyst, please press 2. If you would like to chit-chat about the latest computer games or other nerdy technical topics, please press the secret passcode. If you do not know the secret passcode, please wait on the line. The secret passcode is 4-5-3-5-1-0-0."

by Hybrid_131 January 4, 2009

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no fuqn help

can't connect

no fuqn help when i'm reaching out

by BumStatusYo December 19, 2018

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helping a buddy out

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

by Samsonva2000 November 13, 2015


Help Im at school

Good luck

John said help im at school and the teacher killed him

by the hecc October 6, 2020