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you wouldn't understand. did you stay with her? no man, you lost out. she's a hidden non evil genius. plays the guitar. loves people that say shit things about her. makes us feel like we have a home. she's my woman.
she is the love of my life and no one better
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a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.
Sarah screamed "I hate my life" after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.
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the absolutely most retarded show nickeleodeon ever put on their shitty network. ok first how in the hell would there be a teenage robot?? second the only people that watch this abomination and atrocity against humanity that makes you actually dumber for watching, are insecure pregnant teenagers that smoke pot and end having retarded mutant babies that are addicted to crack.
nickeleodeon got sued by the U.N. for committing crimes against humanity by putting my life as a teenage robot on the air
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Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
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a comment on a video called "Sleepover With Your Dominant Girl Best Friend ASMR Sleep Help/Teasing/Pinned Down/Soft Spoken" with over 11k+ likes at the time i'm writing this. became viral after some shitpost pages recognized the comment and turned it into a meme.
At the lowest point of my life rn
Update: it got lower
A term that many a person says on a daily basis whenever anything negative happens, they're insulted, hear a lame pun, tell a lame pun, or get yelled at by their parents if they're that age...or still live with them. Can also be used sarcastically or (often) by morons who don't ACTUALLY hate their life (big shocker!). Can be followed by goddamnit if the "situation escalates".
Janet: *punches a dude called George* Fuck you George!
George: I hate my life.
Janet: You let it happen.
George: I hate my life more...goddamnit.
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A Robot Jones rip-off. The show is pretty cool but it rips off Robot Jones.
My life as a Teenage robot is WH2RJ RIP-OFF!!!!!!!!
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