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What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.
Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
When you exit the highway and accidentally go 15 over the speed limit on a two lane road because you're used to going highway speeds
I got pulled over last night for doing 55 in a 35. That speed fatigue will get you every time.
The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more
We already couldn't play the piece but at stringer speed we somehow didn't fall apart
Internet capable of downloading full length movies in under 10 minutes.
We should download movies at Matt's house. He has a fire speed connection.
Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket
Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar
The small, triangular air space located at the junction of a woman's thighs and pelvis. Speed gap is typically exhibited by voluptuous women and is not to be confused with the gap exhibited by slender or emaciated women.
Yo dawg, did you see Brad's mom's speed gap? I want to give that milf some atm action!
Yeah dawg, that slut's built for comfort. Somebody better be tappin' that ass.
A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.
An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.