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The contents of a porn magazine
Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"
What bad people get
oi, ba, slap that fat DeeTee with the Neggie Note
A string of notes that will make any musician say "fuck no!" when they see them on their sheet music. They are especially scary because they are played fast (twice as fast as 16th notes
"Look at this new music the director gave us, it has tons of 32nd notes and 32nd note runs"
"Oh fuck no!"
Notes written on the hand, arm, or leg to assist in cheating on quizzes and exams.
I couldn't remember the formula so I made a crib note on my left forearm.
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the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.
Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.
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Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.
Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis
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A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.
Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
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