Knotty Notes

A summary that simplifies concepts from a book dealing with the subject of human sexuality or relationships.

I just read the most fascinating book! I'll give you the Knotty Notes.

sharp note

A sharp note is a note which has a "half" quality to it: Its pitch sounds incorrect to the key but sounds good to the human at the same time.

Ok, now that's definitely a sharp note in this song.

High-note

Noun. Slang. It’s a stoner singing. The high part is the stoner after smoking weed.

That stoner singing sucks! Yeah that’s why it’s called a High-note!

crib notes

Notes written on the hand, arm, or leg to assist in cheating on quizzes and exams.

I couldn't remember the formula so I made a crib note on my left forearm.

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spark noting

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.

Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

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dick notes

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.

Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis

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post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.

Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!

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