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1 Cold to the point of being painful.
2 An object that cannot be made warm.
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.
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Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).
Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.
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A nun is eating the shit out of a priest's ass because she says that she's swallowing the evil from him. They were both German.
Guy 1: I found this video called 1 Priest 1 Nun, we should watch it.
Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.
Guy 2: Ya it was.
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To be used in replacement of the French saying: je ne sais quoi.
When a situation, person, or thing has a certain special characteristic or quality.
Lauren: "This food tastes amazing, like something I've never had before".
Raj: "Yes I agree, it has a certain je nu nu nun about it".
Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration
This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.
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The act of two males(possibly females) running towards eachother. Upon meeting, they jump in the air, feet first, with their legs spread. Idealy their legs straddle eachothers bodies making it possible for their lower genitalias to collide. As seen on Jackass 3.5 the movie with Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn.
Those guys just did the Flying Nun High Five and totally smashed their balls together.