oh my lordy

An expression of somewhat feigned surprise upon hearing about something with a tinge of taboo, scandal, or danger.

Sally said in a low whisper, "I heard he was standing on the hood of the car while it was moving and without his trousers to boot!" "Oh my lordy!" replied Jane.

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Oh my jonas

An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America

Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well

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Oh my god

Oh my god is a word used for shock or a suprise or disgust

Oh my god that's so disgusting

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Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,

Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.

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Oh my ass

When someone is getting fucked in their shitty asshole, they may proclaim this state of discomfort.

Rubbercow got some hot anal and said "Oh my ass". Ed masturbated.

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Oh my gee

A phrase usually girls use, just another abriviation of oh my gosh.

Oh my gee!!!! Did you see his hair.

Oh my gee!!!! Are you kidding!!!!!!!

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Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

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