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An annoying person who posts their boyfriend/girlfriend's name on urban dictionary and says how wonderful they are.
A wonderful, hot guy is not a definition for Ben you urban obsessing flame
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Progressive Anime Girl Obsession (PAGO) is when someone constantly becomes heavily attached or obsessed with an anime girl for a short period of time only to switch to a different anime girl repeatedly.
Some symptoms include constantly thinking about or imagining oneself in fantasies with the character, searching for and downloading a large amount of artwork, and talking about the character too much around friends.
PAGO can commonly be found in people with high emotional capacity or those who relate or attach easily to new characters. It can also be sexually driven among those who consume a surplus of hentai or other Japanese erotic art.
Hey Zack why is your friend Ben always obsessed with a different anime girl every two weeks?
Zack: Yeah.. he has a really bad case of Progressive Anime Girl Obsession
Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.
Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.
In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."
Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."
Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."
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Can be shortened to OKCD. Commonly found in teenagers that engage in illegal activities (such as smoking marijuana). Symptoms include feeling the need to skip school to go to cudi concerts, periodically posting cudi lyrics as your Facebook status, experiencing elation and relaxation only while listening to cudi songs, and bonding with other people simply on the basis of a mutual love for the same artist.
My friend Stan exhibits all the symptoms of Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder and I'm worried that he may have to seek professional psychiatric help very soon.
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A cultural spreading of an obsessive sickness (which usually strikes young girls or middle-aged mothers) that centers around the Twilight Saga created by Stephenie Meyer. With enough personal self-control, it is possible to heal, but some are forever succumbed and lost. TOD can relate to both the book characters and the portraying actors of the series.
For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.
Normal friend - Are you alright? You didn't call me yesterday.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!
Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.
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Obsessive Disney Disorder: is an illness that is sweeping the world. It refers to people between the ages of 7-25 mostly girls, making ANYTHING DISNEY part of their everyday lives. Symptoms include: Speaking in Disney quotes from movies or TV shows, going online and looking up all the background information about Disney Parks. Dressing in Clothes that reflect Disney Character Constantly breaking out into Disney Song and Dance so as to express your true feelings, Looking for images, songs, catch phrases and either finding a sexual connotation or making it mean something way more dramatic and have some background secret story such as a hidden romance or for shadowing for a sequel, which may or not be true! ODD can only be cured by one person: CHUCK NORRIS and he can stop ODD by riding all the rides @ every Disney world/land in the word at once, but Chuck Norris does not ride rollercoaster’s because he does not need a track to go up and down, so the world continue to be plagued by ODD until all girls die from lack of true love, loss of hair do to unrealistic expectations, and most of all brain cell loss do to the time they spend in front of the TV and computer!
-Shit my GF has Obsessive Disney Disorder or ODD"
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These are the most badass but still pure-hearted cuties. While you might listen to pop, rap, or rock artists in your free time they play audios from Instagram fan edits, vibe to them, and pretend like they are in an edit. They romanticize their life and hate being asked what music they listen to because they know that most people will think they're crazy. (ily bae)
- Heyy bestie, what are you doing rn?
-Nm, I'm walking in circles in my room like a psychopath while listening to edit audios and pretending I'm in them because im an edit audio obsessed person!
- Wait ur an edit audio-obsessed person too??
-Yes bae!!
-OMG QUEEN:3