not today

what ur gf or bf says to u every night

hey babe u down tonight ;)
not today

not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way

me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff

not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM

you know, i will sleep early today

Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.

Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"

Today or Tomorrow

Within 2-14 business days.

I have a meeting. I’ll bring it to you today or tomorrow.

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.

Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.