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When nearing the climax of sexual activates, you turn off the lights, whip out some super glue and act like your ejaculating while pouring glue over her face and then quickly running out the door never to be seen again.
Jim did 'The Glue and Go' the other day. Poor bugger died of suffocation.
When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)
Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?
Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.
Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"
to be expected, as standard
When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue
Not unlike duck butter in its nature, ballsack glue is the result of a sweaty dong, sac, grundle, and anus and creates a Velcro-like seal between the ballsack and the inner thigh
This ballsack glue is so strong I ripped out all my pubes just trying to step sideways!
Dude Glue - no bullshit deodorant for dudes that don't want the natural shit that pulls out armpit hair or smells like lavender eucalyptus perfume aisle
Give me that dude glue, my armpits smell like donkey dick