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Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.
For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."
Joe momma was man who used to date a lot of single mothers. That's how he got his name.
-Hey are you going to the dance?
-Yes
-With who?
-With Joe
-Joe?
-Joe momma
The world's most awesome, yet bad ass mother. She can be your best friend or she can scare the shit out of you. Even though she's gorgeous, she won't admit it. She'll buy you a lot of clothes that probably don't look good, but you love her anyway. She loves her dog and ice cream.
Girl 1: Hey you look like a Momma V!
Girl 2: Thanks!
An older woman who sleeps with younger men and oftentimes contributes to their welfare financially--getting them jobs, giving them rent money, buying them clothes, meals, etc.,and expects sex in return.
A female sugar daddy.
"The manager of the store, who's gotta be 50, is a real maple momma. She will only hire young, hot guys who sleep with her. I see her with a different 20something every week. You know she's getting porked by them in exchange for work.
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its the way of roasting someone so hard they wanna cry in their moms shoulders at night till they fall asleep in her arms. Eventually they will just not wanna see the person that roasted them. USE THIS ROAST Period. Or else...
YEET momma boiiii
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basically used as a silly answer to a question u don't know the answer to. usually used to crack a joke despite the fact it might make no sense!
guy 1:"dude, ur small!"
guy 2:"yo momma's small!"
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A male adult who was blessed with a loving mother who he is grateful for and doesn't neglect in adulthood. Often ridiculed by other females who are jealous about him loving another female, or by males who are too insecure to express love for their mothers directly.
Momma's boy: Love you mom.
Jealous Girlfriend: I can't stand how close he is to his mom.
Jealous male: He's a momma's boy. Shame him next time you see him.
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