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Watching a girl walk towards you in a pair of tight ski pants.
Natasha seemed to be getting a lot of stares in her new ski pants. The boys were not listening to what she said, just lip reading intently.
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Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)
"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
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A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.
"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"
"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"
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the day after classes are done with in college and the day before exams starts.... reading day usually consists of sobering up from the night before and sleeping off the hangover, there is no reall reading or studying for that matter going on at all!
what are we doing for reading day?????
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Reading smut is you reading sexual content that make you wanna commit arson.
Did you start reading smut yet bitch?
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To 'read' is to harshly critiqued/insult someone with your quick wit. To 'read for filth' is to really lay into someone and verbally (and often humorously), tear them apart.
I don't just read a bitch...I read for filth.
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Formerly 2/3 farm land in Northeastern Massachusetts. Dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. Now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for English. Was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. Now in the new millennium there is a Wendy's, Macdonald's and a Wal-Mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. Even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the Spanish-English dictionary if you want to buy a burger. Kids bring weapons to school in their parents BMWs or Mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. All the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. All the new rich people are stuck up fucks that think their shit don't stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up cunts.
North Reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry Jones following city.
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