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When your stroodle is very arroused/ happy/ slap happy/ semonated/ erect as the Moses Cleveland statue/ BONER.
A: Woah I'm pumped for tonight.
B: Why?
A:I'm definately gunna get layed.
B: Holy shitcakes dude, calm your stroodle.
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An phrase used to calmly and briefly demonstrate displeasure with someones radical statement. Alternatively, you could post it in an edited comment to make it seem that the comment was originally egregious.
Hitler: These stupid FUCKING BITCHES won't date me because they only like chad cock. I hope ALL WOMEN burn in fucking hell like the retarded pieces of shit they are. FUCKING FEMOIDS!!!
Not Hitler: Calm down, Hitler
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It is an other version of calm your farm, it just means clam down, or chill out.
DUDE! Calm your paperclip will you?!
It's not that big of a deal just calm your paperclip.
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i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces
Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"
translate it into Turkish and you will find out what you truly are :D
It gets to the point when you become so sus you become a very calm sushi flue.
A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.
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When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.
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When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.
- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!
- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!
Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.
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