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When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"
"Steady mate, how many have you had?"
"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"
Is what occurs when you are trying to play a long embedded video of high quality and the downloading is trying to out run the speed of the video playing so you do not get the "buffering" delay.
I was trying to watch "Grinding the Crack" on youtube in HD but my download was so slow it lost the lag race and I had to pause it so it could continue to download.
When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.
Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.
That moment when you realize you have the stankiest lag in all of slither.io. You sit there, wanting to cry like a mlg dogemaster. but then you realize dogemasters dont cry and think,"I am one with the Doge."
You: Daaaaaaaaaammmmm, that sucked. I was so stanky lag.
YOUR MOM: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.
This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.
oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.
urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.
chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.
In a video game, specifically First Person Shooters, where a person with a poor connection (lagger) is still able to control himself while other players have a hard time killing him because of his laggy motions. The lagger usually scores much higher than other players cause of this advantage
Goddamnit! I keep getting pwned by this fag with his lag armor! He must be on a Running Roit! Fuck!
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Similar to "Jet Lag" where hours are displaced and adaptation is required to deal with diametrically different time zones.
"Pub Lag" results from a total immersion in various ales and lagers and requires a similar mental and physical adaptation to the lapse of both real time and the enjoyment of the experience.
Oh my god, after that bar crawl I am suffering from some serious Pub Lag. I'm still laughing about Ted wearing that shooting sleeve to play beer pong, and I just woke up for breakfast and it's 8 pm!
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