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a move used to bring about the end of an overly long sex session.
Guy: Yo my girl wouldn't get off my dick last night. After two hours I had to pull a Southern Oregon Flashflood!
Dude: fucked up your bed didn't you?
Guy: When she got up... GOOSH! all over the place
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Cannabis-infused Oil Fisting (vaginal or anal)
-"Why do I love the Oregon High-Five? It's gluten free, it goes right into the bloodstream and you don't even have to smoke it..."
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The hippy-festival constructed for four days of every year near Eugene, Oregon. Full of old hippies who migrated here in the 70s to live on communes, and their children who grew up with it as a lifestyle. We Eugene folk consider it greatly superior to burning man. However, whatever crazy drug orgies may exist after hours will unfortunately NOT be available to the tourists, because the police watch this place like a hawk. If you manage to get an overnight pass, though, you can get away with much more and it is FUUUN. However, even to those not interested in the scene, going for the day offers a fantastic and safe taste of the hippie experience.
Man, the oregon country fair was so great, I felt reborn after staying. Though that may have been all the shrooms.
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Those after generation x, but before millenials. Those who played Oregon trail in school computer class. Approx. born between 1981-1985
Jim is 31 and remembers having to write letters, when email was a novelty. He must be an Oregon Trail generation kid
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A place where some people are happy and others are not. Also, Brian and Eric grew up there
-Hey, I hear there's a wicked party in oregon house tonight.
-Yeah, let's not go. Didn't Brian and Eric grow up there?
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A place that wants to be a university desperately but fails at every level. Set in a town far far away where everything closes and nothing is open. This place will do anything to lure you there. The weekends seem like a scene from 28 days later. People like football and Trump. If the taco bell (10 minutes away) wasn`t open sometimes, people will start killing each other.
I can`t remember if I was walking around Eastern Oregon University or watching the shining. I should`ve pinched myself.
You walk into school and ur surrounded by teachers who tell u to pull up ur mask and to put ur phone away. literally the worst school ever. ur not allowed to have phones out, and when u talk to ur friends in the hallways, there’s always that one teacher who yells at u. the teachers can either be total dick heads, or they can be angels. welcome to oregon middle school in medford.
Oregon Middle School=Hell