The feeling you get when you empty an Oriental flavored Ramen Noodle seasoning packet into your mouth.
Guy1: Dude, did you just eat all of that Oriental powder?
Guy2(you): Yeah dude, I'm seeing oriental.
To describe a person from the Orient who has a gentle disposition
Abi: Hey honey, do you see that guy chasing a raccoon around the parking lot with a baguette raised above his head?
Lee: Oh yeah, that's Zhao Feng, he's a bit nuts but completely harmless. Everyone calls him the gentle oriental
What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.
While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.