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The first and only participant in a series of bullet-eye surgeries performed by Seal Team 6.
Chaz: OH MY GOD!!! OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!
Jake: What kind of name is Chaz??
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when you let your pubic hair grow so long it looks like Osama's beard. Effect increased if you dress it up in a little turban and walk around naked.
Dude for Halloween I totally rocked the Osama Bin Penis!
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Obama: "US Ground Forces infiltrated Osama bin Laden's compound, bent him over, and fucked him with a rusty pipe without lube before executing him point-blank with a .44. God Bless America."
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Terrorist leader who is apparently far more intelligent than the combined intelligence of the world leaders trying to find him.
My friend got a perfect score on his MCAT. He's a straight-up Osama bin Laden.
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The world's greatest hide and seek player.
America: "Dammit, we didn't even count to 20 and Osama Bin Laden still got away"
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