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;D~ a mum who holds the world record for having DNA tested every male , including horses, in the state of West Virginia.
DNA solutions gives Phil's mum 5% cash back and daily frequent spreader miles.
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- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"
I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub
She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night
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"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9
"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015
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Opportunistic fingerbanging in the bathroom of a shiny-shirt club, sometimes in exchange for peppy tonics or other panacea(s). Usually performed by the best, in rapid succession with as many recipients as bartime allows for.
She was feeling tired so she let him Phingerblast Phil her up after which she continued Tiestoing.
As he Phingerblast Phil'd her, his friend exclaimed "Look at the speed and power of those hands!"
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The reporter for Channel 11 Fox News, Los Angeles. Responsible for exposing Anonymous as Internet hate machines, encouraging viewers to buy a dog, and corrupting the first lols into lulz.
Phil Shuman: They call themselves Anonymous; they are hackers on steroids!
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when one abruptly leaves a place or situation due to various reasons such as awkwardness or other commitments
dude- you're pulling a phil right now- stay and finish the whole movie
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A name given to a combination-drink which requires the drinker to take a shot of tequila, and chase it with a shot of vodka. Named for its creator, who otherwise is of little importance.
"Bartender, I'll have a phil brown."
"Dude Jackie had like three phil browns, of course she'll blow you in the back of your car. She might puke though."
Alcohol tequilaka delicious drinks combo
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