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He's a fuckin' Leg!
This nigz knows what's going down.
He can chill with the best of them.
Still loves cock though.
"Man Harry Palmer is cool!"
"Very true, although I heard he loves to smoke a cock or two"
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A bowel movement that’s consistency is half solid shit and half liquid diarrhea.
Little Jonny had 1 too many tacos for lunch. As he was squeezing out his turd, a nice solid piece came out but that was followed by a loud and messy hershey squirt. Little Jonny just made an Arnold Palmer, half solid shit, half diarrhea.
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1) When a handjob is given by someone who has put sand on their hands to create a rough, abrasive surface.
2) When a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.
Either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.
1) She was mad at me, so when I wasn't looking, she grabbed a handful of sand and gave me a sandy palmer that chaffed the hell out of my piece!
2) I was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!
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a rasict comment you would use twards an african american.
"you damn pink palmers get away from my car!"
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Originating from Chico CA. A Gravity bong made from a gallon bottle of Arizonas Tea Arnold Palmer.
(Caugh, Caugh) Dude! (Caugh Caugh Caugh)That Arnold Palmer almost made me throw up.
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A bisexual person; some one who's half attracted to men, half attracted to women, just like the drink is half lemonade, half tea.
Person 1: Are you gay?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm an Arnold Palmer. I'm attracted to both sexes.
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A clothing company that advertises on UD. Unlike Snorg, PC ads feature attractive females with semi exposed breasts.
Wtf is that fat ginger doing with her pants unzipped? she looks like somebody hit her in the head with a 2x4 and then she ate them.
*Hits Refresh*
Attractive clothing model on an advertisement on UD? This is new... Palmer Cash, you say?
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