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pants feelings

sexual attraction; acute physical arousal.

Scarlet Johannsen gives me some serious pants feelings.

We hadn't hung out in a while, but I kinda got some pants feelings when she gave me a hug.

Clearly an unhealthy relationship dynamic had taken hold, but it didn't affect my pants feelings, and I stuck around for a few more months.

by the wiles September 30, 2013


The Sauron Pants

The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.

This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.

Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(

by The Pace September 24, 2006

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Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.

Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.

by Tagz December 30, 2009

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picante pants

A friendly, yet derogatory term for one of Hispanic descent. (origin South Park)

We don't want any fucking oranges, picante pants!

by captain_jackass101 April 7, 2010

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Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

by Dick Wright-Upham December 1, 2010

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apartment pants

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".

I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.

by littlebrownlab September 6, 2010

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Pie Pants

the term was invented by Bart Simpson in the Episode "She of Little Faith" (Episode 275 - DABF02, Season 13) when homer was buliding a model rocket, Milhouse commented that he never knew that Homer was so interested in Science, but since Homer hates science (and nerds), Bart said Milhouse actually said "pie pants"... to which homer replied "mmmmm pie pants".... later he says "the word un-blowuppable is thrown around alot these days..." freaking hilarious!

mmmmm pie pants - a great food, and for simpsons geeks, another word for science

by adrian sky November 18, 2006

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