Penis Patrol

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

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Boner Patrol

When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.

"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."

"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"

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Pussy Patrol

A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,

high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.

Man-child: Women drivers rev my engine
Pussy Patrol: Outside Saudi that's low standards

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Snow Patrol

A Scottish band who released two brilliant albums under Jeepster records in 1998 ("Songs For Polarbears") and 2001 ("When It's all Over We Still Have to Clear Up") but since then has gone downhill and changed their style to appeal to the mainstream. 2003's "Final Straw" was probably their last decent album. Best songs include "Starfighter Pilot", "Little Hide", "Sticky Teenage Twin", "Raze the City", "Making Enemies", "Last Ever Lone Gunman" and, of course, "An Olive Grove Facing the Sea".

Person A: Hey, what's your favourite Snow Patrol song?
Person B: An Olive Grove Facing the Sea.
Person A: Huh?! I've never heard of that!
Person B: Look it up!

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Thot Patrol

An organization dedicated to the elimination of thots.

The Thot Patrol Deleted Brittany from existence.

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Thot Patrol

A Patrol that is specified on hunting, they so called "Thots". "Thots" have the ability to hide their mean activities behind their thicc body, thus tricking virgins into a trap!

"I´m gonna call the fucking Thot Patrol!"

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Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

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