A roughly spherical droplet of semen found, jewel-like, in one's pubic hair.
The sex was so good he left her a pubic pearl as a parting gift.
9π 1π
An act, committed by a male, that results in bitch-like behavior, which can only logically be explained by having sand in his vagina.
Travis has been whimpering in his room making a pearl ever since Tom pooped the bed.
8π 1π
To have sand in one's vagina. To complain or whine about everything.
Hey, quit making pearls. If we all work together, this will get done a lot faster.
17π 4π
The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.
"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."
50π 16π
The male equivalent of Blue Waffle disease often found in female genitalia, common symptoms that effect men include swollen and often pale wart-like growths on the testicals, hence, Pearl Bag
Ahhh lad he had to swerve work, his bollocks kicked off like a bad Pearl Bag, even the doctor can't be arsed
A beautiful but sensitive girl with a great heart and a great writer
Julia Pearl is my best friend and sheβs great at writing.